This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons.
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
That’s how all women should feel about their body.
This is how everyone should feel about their body
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE