Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I’m just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
tumblr gets a lot more fun when you stop taking your blog and notes and followers so seriously and you just do what you want and not care if people dont like it
I hope my wedding is exactly like this
2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
IM DRIVING TO SCHOOL AND I FORGOT THAT I HAD A PERIOD APP TO WARN ME AND I CAN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet