dennys:

Awwwwwwwwwwww. Wook at the wittle pancake puppieeeessss. So cute. And what a proud pancake mama!

dennys:

Awwwwwwwwwwww. Wook at the wittle pancake puppieeeessss. So cute. And what a proud pancake mama!

dennys:

EPISODE 1
Last night, things got steamy in the booth when Sandra told Jeremy she thinks he is hawt with a capital H. Unfortunately, they were seated on opposite sides and couldn’t get closer. Later on, Alan and Lance went head to head in an elimination challenge, but both failed to eat 3,000 pancake puppies in under 30 seconds. Barry was plagued with an itch he couldn’t scratch, which took up a good 10 minutes. And finally, the episode’s safety rose was given to Kathy, making her safe from elimination. She was then swiftly eliminated. Shannon laughed.
Tune in next time for more YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BOOTH? 

dennys:

EPISODE 1

Last night, things got steamy in the booth when Sandra told Jeremy she thinks he is hawt with a capital H. Unfortunately, they were seated on opposite sides and couldn’t get closer. Later on, Alan and Lance went head to head in an elimination challenge, but both failed to eat 3,000 pancake puppies in under 30 seconds. Barry was plagued with an itch he couldn’t scratch, which took up a good 10 minutes. And finally, the episode’s safety rose was given to Kathy, making her safe from elimination. She was then swiftly eliminated. Shannon laughed.

Tune in next time for more YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BOOTH? 

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

sluttymistletoe:

fuckin aquata

gendervaguekirkland:

neonkatz95:

tenderagender:

Make it stop

Does this mean that every straight is bad? Well, this may lead to unfollowing…
((Note that some straights can get offended…))

keep reblogging, the straights and the straight supporters are getting rowdy

gendervaguekirkland:

neonkatz95:

tenderagender:

Make it stop

Does this mean that every straight is bad? Well, this may lead to unfollowing…

((Note that some straights can get offended…))

keep reblogging, the straights and the straight supporters are getting rowdy

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

anon on tumblr: hey! i need advice! so ive been having sex with my principle but ive also been having sex with barack obama, also, i smoke weed daily with beyonce! anyway, should i tell my mom?
themobilemovement:

 


i'm really annoying and lame