me at the club picking up girls: hey how are you doing. I would ask for your number but I already know it. you’re #1. I’ll call you later
do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
me introducing myself on the first day of school:
"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014
*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.
skeleton war sign up sheets