ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

cockringtoss:

don’t fail me now mr. president

clubmoss:

clubmink:

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

can he be the president of the world

oh bama ily

(Source: garrettryne)

fuckyeahorchestra:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

an important message brought to you by the music community on tumblr.

(Source: stop-biting-my-thumb)

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby