unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

nosdrinker:

you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is

ok do u finger urself

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE


♡Scott Disick is my spirit animal♡

i'm really annoying and lame