officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

A big thank you to my 10 followers

twenyonepilots:

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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thirstfollower:

me introducing myself on the first day of school:

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supmariss:

"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014

thelongandwindingrefn:

*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

plunged:

me whenever


i'm really annoying and lame